Crazy Things I Have Done Pregnant:

Ashton

Dreamed about Ashton being kidnapped from hospital (before birth)

Had vivid nightmares WHICH ALMOST convinced me vampires were real

Ate Subway more than 4 times a week

Was put on bed rest and SKYPED to my classes

Was asked by a third grader- if I had considered going on a diet

Read all four twilight books in 4 days

Watched law and order reruns for two days straight
(imagine the dreams that spawned)

Convinced Anthony there was someone in our bedroom!
(I had been dreaming and didnt realize I had woken up)

Had everything done by 28 weeks!

Registered for EVERYTHING I might have the chance of needing ever

Addison

Forgot to wear deodorant (two days in a row)

Realized a non maternity shirt was too short and my belly band was showing...
AFTER I got to school

Made no bake oatmeal cookies... because I wanted them...

Pouting because we had nothing chocolate in the house... and I didnt want to make anything.

Developed the bad habit of snoring in my sleep...and drooling

Lost EVERYTHING (literally)

Wore BROWN maternity pants with black shoes (and did not realize it until I had been wearing them for half of a day!)

Not have anything at all ready (before thirty weeks) I am doing better!